Twitter Fiction by Amogh Rajagopal

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is the word I use a lot. It means wonderful. It has the most root words in a single word. Yay! Super!

Rap by Amogh Rajagopal

Ay gang gang
Bang Bang
Bang Chicken
Im Lickin Ice Cream
Screamin Out Olay
I Like To Lay
On My Bed All Day
Going Cray Cray
Dang
PF Changs
Make That Fried Rice
With Some Spice
Kids Roll That Dice
Take Some Advice
First Eat Some Ice
Then Be Precise
Go To Paradise
Make A Sacrifice
Take A Pace
Put That Ace Down
Look At My Gown
Took It A While
To Make It Vile
Now I Have To Leave
Make Sure To Weave

Nine Year Old Wedding by Amogh Rajagopal and Paolo Costea

McButteface and Bartholemew Bigboo Poochie got married on December 3rd, Tabathinarina
2018 at 12:00 AM. The wedding took place at Dill Pickles Home for Insane Children.

The wedding ring was a piece of gum. It was a very emotional wedding.

The wedding was the first ever wedding for a pre-teen in recent American history. All the bridesmaids had Hello-Kitty dresses and lipstick by their eyes.

The best men had Transformers Rescue Bots bow-ties, and chocolate mustaches.
The priest was Bartholemew’s grandma.

But at the bachelors party, everyone died of chocolate milk poisoning.

Except the grandma. (EDITOR: Who is in jail on suspicion of murder.)

Egg Yolk by Amogh Rajagopal

There once was an egg. The egg got bullied. One day the egg was walking from home when he saw 3 bullies walking his way. The egg ran as fast as he could. He wasn’t fast enough.

The egg tripped on a twig and fell on the road. To this day the egg yolk has been those 2 dashes in the middle of the road. R.I.P. Egg.

Pucci by Amogh Rajagopal

( have a dark voice while you say this the whole script)
Person 1: Dogs.
Person 2: Best Animals On The Planet
Person 3: Don't you want to protect their beauuuuuuuuutifullllll paws
Person 1: Don't you want your dog to look like you.
Person 2:(gucci gang verse) Dogs should be just as fashionable as
you.
Person 3: (gucci gang verse) Buy Pucci, the same rates as Gucci but
for dogs.
Person 1, 2, 3: Pucci pack, pucci pack, pucci pack, buy a pucci
product and subscribe to AzT3x on Youtube and follow
Yeezy_Amogh on Instagram
Script
Erin: Hi Welcome To The Pucci Morning Show, Im Erin. Today we
have two amazing guests from all the way in Australia. Welcome
Austra and Lia.
(Have a high pitched voice while saying this)
Austra and Lia: ( Australian accent ) G’day Ellen
Erin:So you 2 are sisters tell me how close you guys were?
Austra: That's a great question Erin, we were not close at all because
of Liya...
Lia: WHAT, no it is the complete opposite
Austra and Lia start fighting
Erin screams: Ladies break it up your live on television
Austra and Lia: Well so then let’s not be live
Austra and Lia punch the camera

Potato Kills Millions by Paolo Costea, Amogh Rajagopal, Jaden Cai

A potato who goes by Rocco was executed on 6/18/2019 for murdering 3945796
people of the city Beijing, China. How did one single potato do this?

Amogh Rajagopal from Youtube/Instagram News Live found out in this interview “ Ok lets start this tremendously sad mass massacre, we have the person who shipped the potatoes to china”.

“Hi, I’m Paolo Lettucehead. I was shipping the crate of potatoes from the United States to
China. The boat had other stuff like tomatoes, cheese, and a special gas that makes animal’s go
rabid. I was just driving when one of the other crew members named Jaden Memrotes, stupidly
thought the gas was reproduction serum and sprayed the potatoes. 98157 potatoes was sprayed
with the rabid gas but only one got seriously affected. 10 minutes later, the potatoes came
to life. All of the potatoes except for the seriously affected one, jumped off the boat and
swam and all got eaten by a whale. At the time, I didn’t know about the seriously affected
one. That little fella’ stayed on the boat.

When I made it to China, I was so worried that they would be mad for having no
potatoes. But then a little animal ran off the boat. Then I saw it. It was a walking potato. It
was alive and angry it began to carnivorously attack all the civilians on the harbor. I had no
phone to call the police. Anyone who did was running for their lives while others were
being eaten. I got as far as I could and a minute later, the police where everywhere. I
thought I was saved, but their guns did nothing. It was terrible. Policemen were being eaten
and I was scared out of my mind. Then I got it. I realized that if the potato was drowned in
water, the gas would wear off. I gathered up my courage and ran to the potato demon at full
speed. I was so close, then he turned around, but I still grabbed him. I ran and ran, ignoring
the pain of the bites”

Amogh: “Wow, what a hero!”

Paolo “I consider myself a willful idiot. So I ran and ran and threw the potato back in
the water. I waited. It was over! The relief I felt!”

Amogh: “There must have been cheering crowd!”

Paolo: “No. Just about 3945796 dead people… At least I saved a few million people.
But right now, I think there is someone else you’d like to interview!”

Amogh: “Who?”

Jaden: *nervously* “Hiii.”