Potato Kills Millions by Paolo Costea, Amogh Rajagopal, Jaden Cai

A potato who goes by Rocco was executed on 6/18/2019 for murdering 3945796
people of the city Beijing, China. How did one single potato do this?

Amogh Rajagopal from Youtube/Instagram News Live found out in this interview “ Ok lets start this tremendously sad mass massacre, we have the person who shipped the potatoes to china”.

“Hi, I’m Paolo Lettucehead. I was shipping the crate of potatoes from the United States to
China. The boat had other stuff like tomatoes, cheese, and a special gas that makes animal’s go
rabid. I was just driving when one of the other crew members named Jaden Memrotes, stupidly
thought the gas was reproduction serum and sprayed the potatoes. 98157 potatoes was sprayed
with the rabid gas but only one got seriously affected. 10 minutes later, the potatoes came
to life. All of the potatoes except for the seriously affected one, jumped off the boat and
swam and all got eaten by a whale. At the time, I didn’t know about the seriously affected
one. That little fella’ stayed on the boat.

When I made it to China, I was so worried that they would be mad for having no
potatoes. But then a little animal ran off the boat. Then I saw it. It was a walking potato. It
was alive and angry it began to carnivorously attack all the civilians on the harbor. I had no
phone to call the police. Anyone who did was running for their lives while others were
being eaten. I got as far as I could and a minute later, the police where everywhere. I
thought I was saved, but their guns did nothing. It was terrible. Policemen were being eaten
and I was scared out of my mind. Then I got it. I realized that if the potato was drowned in
water, the gas would wear off. I gathered up my courage and ran to the potato demon at full
speed. I was so close, then he turned around, but I still grabbed him. I ran and ran, ignoring
the pain of the bites”

Amogh: “Wow, what a hero!”

Paolo “I consider myself a willful idiot. So I ran and ran and threw the potato back in
the water. I waited. It was over! The relief I felt!”

Amogh: “There must have been cheering crowd!”

Paolo: “No. Just about 3945796 dead people… At least I saved a few million people.
But right now, I think there is someone else you’d like to interview!”

Amogh: “Who?”

Jaden: *nervously* “Hiii.”