Commercial and Skit by Amar Dani

COMMERCIAL

Hero/Heroine: Hey! Nice job! (Wants a high five)
Friend: Nahh… (turns down high five)
Hero/Heroine: {Sniffles}+ (Acts sad)
(Don’t forget to say the copyrights and trademarks!)
Voiceover: (LOTS OF ENTHUSIASM) Have you ever felt this way? Have you ever wanted a high five, but no one seems to want to give you one? Well if this is you, you should get the HIGH FIVE MACHINE©™! The HIGH FIVE MACHINE©™ is the perfect machine for your loneliness. Adjust the machine to your height, then turn it on! It’s endless hours of fun and not being lonely! Included with the HIGH FIVE MACHINE©™, you will receive a Tiny Tots Version©™, so the little ones can enjoy as well! With an exclusive price of $19.99, you can receive the HIGH FIVE MACHINE©™ and the Tiny Tots Version©™ as well! Caution: children may be at risk of slapping and spanking by the machine. High Five Toys LLC cannot be held responsible for any injuries occurring from or with the HIGH FIVE MACHINE©™ or Tiny Tots Version©™.
Voiceover: Everything is patented, so don’t try to steal our ideas. Thank you.

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SKIT

Golfer(Alan): {rubs lower back; grimacing} Ugh, my back hurts so much, I wish that I could golf like I used to {takes awful swing whilst crying out in pain}
[Goes to doctor’s office]
Alan: Hey doc.
Doctor: Good afternoon, Alan. What’s up? {looks up from a book}
Alan: My back feels horrible, and when I swing everything hurts. Can you help? I need to show off tomorrow and it’s very important to me that I absolutely {DEVILISHLY} obliterate my competition so dearly that they give up on trying to succeed-- ever!
Doctor: Sure thing, Alan. This Bumper and Club Ointment©™ will fix you up. Just apply to wherever it hurts and to the handle of your club before the big game and you’ll most definitely win! {winks}
Alan: Thanks! {takes the ointment}
[back on the golf course... ]
Golfer (Alan): I have applied the ointment, and now I will crush the competition! {snarls and clenches fist}
Announcer: {overly excited} Are you ready to rumbleeeeeeeeeeeeee?!!?? {crowd screams} Let the competition begin!
Golfer (Alan): I will win! {prepares to swing, then swings, but falls over and gets hurt badly.}

Just A Man by Amar Dani

He was a simple man. He took everything at face value, understanding everything as it was.

Sometimes people told him this was a gift. He believed it was a gift. Someone told him you are knowledgeable, he thought he was smart and became arrogant. Someone told him that his curiosity was unsurpassed. He thought he was creative.

A simple man now “gifted”, “arrogant”, “creative” met one more person. The last man gave him the greatest advice.

“Advice not for any other,” he said.

And he developed greed.

Cubes by Paolo Costea, Jaden Cai, andAmar Dani

The wind from the fan was very strong.
The wind from him was very strong.
Most of the wind was a fart from Dr. Tose.
The Big wind Knocked down a building
And Killed some people.
You see, Dr. Tose is a massive giant.
And giants got to do their thing.
Doctor Tose was like Communism, he cured your depression, but killed you some other way.
Like all dogs, they love their owners but must annoy them.
And as we all know, giants are descendant of dogs.
Dogs have triangle shaped noses.
And the world is a cube and humans are descendants of cubes and cubes are the most unrealistic shapes and
unrealistic shapes are unaccepting.
And the Wall is a wall (I did not know that)
Giants can break through walls.
So in the end, dogs will destroy cubes.
We went from farts to dogs destroying cubes ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) .