McButteface and Bartholemew Bigboo Poochie got married on December 3rd, Tabathinarina
2018 at 12:00 AM. The wedding took place at Dill Pickles Home for Insane Children.
The wedding ring was a piece of gum. It was a very emotional wedding.
The wedding was the first ever wedding for a pre-teen in recent American history. All the bridesmaids had Hello-Kitty dresses and lipstick by their eyes.
The best men had Transformers Rescue Bots bow-ties, and chocolate mustaches.
The priest was Bartholemew’s grandma.
But at the bachelors party, everyone died of chocolate milk poisoning.
Except the grandma. (EDITOR: Who is in jail on suspicion of murder.)
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