Man Turns Pregnant by Amy Zhang

6.24.2019

Husband and Wife, Frank and Ferret are having a baby. Ferret took her pregnancy test but didn’t get any results. Frank has been receiving serious stomach pain so Ferret took him to the nurse. 

The nurse that they were given to them, gave him the pregnancy test and her jaw dropped open as she saw the results, it was positive. Ferret looked over her shoulder and gasped.

“Frank, you're pregnant,” Ferret whispered to her husband.

The nurse told her that there was nothing that they could do and that he would have to live with this.

The Unicorn Potatoes by Amy Zhang, Wendy Xu, Maycee O’hara, Olivia Peng, Nihitha Mahabhashyam

     A long time ago, in a faraway kingdom, there lived Potatoes. There were no humans back then. The potatoes were sad because it was not a unicorn

It was jealous, So they asked a magic genie to be a Unicorn Potatoes. The Magic genie said,

“Yes, of course, why not! Just remember when you do this you can’t change back and there will be consequences ,”

      The Potato’s obviously said yes

“Yes, yes! Of course!”

The potatoes didn't even ask what the consequences were.

“Abracadabra, you guys are now Unicorn Potatoes,” the genie said.

Backwards Poem by Amy Zhang, Nihitha Mahabhashyam, Olivia Peng

!!!xht

thgir wonk I ,gnizama s’ti SDRAWKCAB si sihT

!!llet nac uoy sa meop sdrawkcab a si sihT

!sdik eerht yb si sihT ?tahw sseuG

?thgir ,taht wonk aY !ouy gnikcirt era eW

This is BACKWARDS it’s amazing, I know right thx!!!

This is a backwards poem as you can tell!!

Guess what? This is by three kids!

We are tricking you! Ya know that, right?

Gnep aivilO, mayhsahbahaM ahtihiN, gnahZ ymA yb meoP sdrawkcaB

Pick Your Own Temperature Jacket by Amy Zhang and Wendy Xu

Person 1: do you ever feel cold but then when you put on a jacket your too hot?

Person 2: well… we’re introducing the new and improved “Pick Your Own Temperature Jacket”

Person 3: Set the dial on how hot or cold you want you’re jacket to be!

Person 1: And it’s only $14.99!

Person 2: Buy it now and you’ll get 50% off!

Person 3: So make sure to buy it soon!

Skit

by Amy Zhang and Wendy Xu

Person 1 : (Listening to Classical music)

Person 2: (Bumps into Person 1 and looks up) “Oh! Hi Person 1!”

Person 1: “Oh, hey! Been a while since school ended, are you having a good summer?”

Person 2: “Yeah, it's been fine I guess, how bout you?”
Person 1: “Lot’s of work but a fun time!”

Person 2: “Have you seen Person 3 recently?”

Person 1: “No,have you,”

Person 2: “Yeah, she/he asked me I saw you!”

Person 1: “Oof! Wanna give her/him a call and ask if she/he wants to come here?”

Person 2: “Sure! Why not?”

Person 1: (Gives call)

Person 3: (Answers)

Person 1: “Hey Person 3! Wanna come over to the park close to your house?”

Person 3: “Sure, be there in 5”

Person 1: “K bye,”

Person 2: “What did he say?”

Person 1: “He’s coming in 5”

Person 2: “Mk”

~Five minutes later~

Person 3: “Hey guys!”

Person 2: “Whats up?”

Person 3: “Um, the sky?”

Person 1: (laughs)

Person 2: *Sigh*

Person 3: “So… what do you guys wanna do?”

Person 1: “Well, yesterday I saw a drawing contest flyer, where you draw something and then send it to, 12345 12th Ave S 33455,”

Person 2 and Person 3: “I think we can do it!”

Person 1: “You wanna come to my house?”

Person 2 and Person 3: “Sure,”

~At Person 1’s house~

Person 2: “ What do you guys wanna do?”

Person 3: “We could start drawing,”

Person 1: “Sure,”

Person 2: “Fine with me,”

Person 3: “Person 1 do you have any paint?”

Person 1: “Loads, gimme a sec, I’m gonna go get them,”

Person 2: “One Mississippi,”

Person 3: *Sigh* “Seriously Person 2?

Person 2: “What? Anyways what are you gonna draw?”

Person 3: “Maybe still life?”

Person 1: “I’m back,”

Person 2: “Let’s start,”

Twitter Fiction by Amy Zhang

I had a dog, his name was Berry I played with him everyday. But, but one day he disappeared, I looked for him and realized that he was gone.  

A Poem That Rhymes.by Amy Zhang

A poem that rhymes,

As you hear the chimes.

A poem will rhyme.

I made a big batch of slime,

And I sold it for some dimes.

I really haven’t got the time,

And it’s almost bedtime.

As the sun seems to shine,

It’s really nighttime.

As you can see, this is a poem that rhymes.

Storm Part 1 by Amy Zhang and Wendy Xu

“Two

of us. We were the only ones left, the only ones to make it to the island. We were still on our boat, a quite big one for just 2 tweens, and a non-caring driver. We came with many people, including our, well our parents. There was a terrible disease that spread

through the boat, we don’t know why, but we didn’t catch it. But anyways      we’re almost there now. Just… 2 more days, at least that’s what we think.”

“*Yawn*, wake up Eleanor,” I woke up my twin sister.

“I’m already awake,” Eleanor replied.

“”Oh, what have you been doing then?” I asked.

“I’ve been somersaulting back and forth!” Eleanor screamed with laughter.

I giggled at the thought of my usually quiet sister playing around.

“Um, anyway now that I’m awake what do you want to do?” I asked.

Eleanor ignored my question and started to walk to the storage room. I followed her in and we got a game board to play with.

The day flew past as we entertained ourselves and soon it was night. We went to the closet and got our pajamas on. We both went to sleep and we woke up to the sound of rumbling thunder.

“Elisa, Elisa, Elisa, wake up, look outside,” Eleanor grabbed my arm and pulled me to our window, outside I saw pouring rain, lightning , a hole in our boat and we saw our boat driver floating on a tube in the water.  We grabbed lots of wood and ran outside to control the wheel, it was too late, our journey was about to end.

“Quick, Eleanor, grab some tape,” I shouted. But Eleanor wasn’t there.

She reappeared a second later with the biggest roll of tape I had ever seen.

“Elisa, spread the wood out and connect it with tape,” Eleanor ordered.

We got to work, we spread out the wood and quickly taped the wood together.

“Get into the water and bring the plank!” I yelled.

“Will do!” Eleanor shouted back.

We both worked together, we jumped into the ocean and put down the plank. All of a sudden, we saw a huge wave coming towards us.

Particular Color and Diamond by Amy Zhang

This particular color I see,

It shines as the light hits off of it,

It dances in the moonlight,

It bounces off my eyes,

What color could it be?

This

Is mah diamond,

It’s moine, you understand?

Oh? You don’t understand? Well then?

I JUST WANNA TELL YOU… THAT IT'S MOINE!

?neth lleW ?dantsrednu t‘nod uoY ?hO

?dantsrednu uoy ,eniom s‘to

,dnomaid ham sI

sihT

My D.A.R.E Experience by Amy Zhang

Last year I had a program in class, it was called the D.A.R.E program standing for Define, Access, Respond, Evaluate. I learned a lot about how smoking and alcohol was bad for you, making decisions and I learned to always stay positive.

Smoking has a lot of disadvantages, here are some of them. Smoking can cause heart diseases, more colds and upper respiratory problems, lung cancer, and it can also interfere with the way the brain works. Chewing tobacco is almost just as bad as smoking, it can yellow your teeth and cause bad breath. Chewing tobacco can also dry your skin and cause wrinkles. On the other hand, alcohol slows down the brain and body. It can cause loss of coordination, poor judgement, memory loss, loss of self control, and slow reflexes. It goes straight directly into the bloodstream and can damage every organ of your body. If you keep doing this it will become a habit, you would want to stop this as soon as possible, for it can cause lung cancer.

What decisions should you make? In class our officer taught us how to pick or decide the best decisions.for example, if one of your friends comes up to you and asks you if you want to smoke with him of her you would have many choices. You could say yes, say no, give an excuse, walk away and many others. Well what, what you do? I would walk away right away because I know what smoking can do to you.

Now let’s learn about how staying positive is really important for you. It brings up your hopes, it can also make you more positive in what you are doing and if you stay positive it’ll keep your body in shape. If you are in a rush to do a homework assignment you forgot or didn't have time to do. Don’t get down on yourself, realize what you can do next time to get it finished in time, after all you do learn from your mistakes! Right?

Anyways, I hope you learned a thing or two from my personal experience.

Fact: Did you ever know that almost 450,000 people die from secondhand smoke and from smoking.