Buy a Bomb Commercial
Person 1: Do you want a bomb? Because we have the new limited edition bomb!
Person 2: If you are one of our first five callers, you can get a bomb for free! Get out your phones, and go to our website #Buyabomb.com.
Person 3: (as fast as possible to talk) this may cause cancer, death, destruction, broken limbs, you may go to jail for first degree murder, if you survive. Please do not use this item.
Person 1: Also, have parent supervision at ALL TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: And make sure you don’t drop the bomb! HA! Get it???
Person 3: make sure you buy a bomb!
The Clumsy Prince
Prince trips and rolls around on the floor, screaming.
Prince: Ahhhhhhhhhh
Girl: What's the matter with you, Prince?
Prince: I stubbed my toe! Boo hoo hoo!
Girl: Well I can fix that!
Pulls out a sword.
Girl: I’ll just cut it off!
Prince: Will that help?
Girl: yes. It will hurt way more, and make you regret ever complaining about a stubbed toe.
Prince: What does regret mean?
Girl: It means you feel really good about what you did.
Prince: Okay!
Girl chops off toe.
Prince: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Girl: Your welcome. Runs off
New Girl: What’s wrong? Are you okay Prince?
Prince: My toe is cut off!
New Girl: I can fix that, I just have to cut off you foot! You might regret it though…
Prince: What does regret mean?
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